Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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