problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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