and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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