i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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