It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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