She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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