The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
So vagazzling was a success
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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