My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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