apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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