Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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