Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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