pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize