How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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