One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
