Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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