O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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