were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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