You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I am available for nakedness
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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