i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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