how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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