She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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