My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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