I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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