dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Did I show you my penis last night?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Randomize
