Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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