i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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