I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Moan for me like Helen Keller
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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