yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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