you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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