But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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