is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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