Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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