Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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