i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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