I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
