Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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