He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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