You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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