Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
only you would photoshop your dick
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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