She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
