O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
