so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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