So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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