Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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