Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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