idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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