i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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