ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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