I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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