why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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