how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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