You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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