I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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