if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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