ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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